Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Clever Test Answers

With final exams intensely approaching, all everyone has on their mind is TESTS, TESTS, TESTS!

Sometimes it is so easy to just not study and have that extra night of hanging out with your friends. However then your still stuck with taking a test that you know you will fail. What do you do then?

If only i was as clever as these students, this is what i would do.

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them
this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely, Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C

Moral: If you cant study, be creative. :)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Many Faces of College Dorm Rooms

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